About us
I date the bots so you don't have to. Crash Test Lover is the pen name of a small team that reviews adult AI apps.
Crash Test Lover started because every adult “top 10” we found was ranked by payout. We wanted a directory where you can see what each review is based on. A score appears only after we have signed up, paid, used the app and cancelled.
What we do
- Buy and use the top apps with a fresh account and our own card.
- Write labeled overviews of everything else: free plan, official prices, policies.
- Publish the test log, the billing descriptor and the time it took to cancel.
- Re-test listed sites at least every six months and when prices change.
What we don’t do
- We don’t host videos, images or user uploads.
- We don’t sell scores or rankings. Paid placements exist and are always marked Ad.
- We don’t list sites that fail our age-check or billing-transparency checks.
Who is Crash Test Lover?
Crash Test LoverA pen name, not a robot. Behind the dummy is a small team that signs up, chats, pays and cancels, so you know what you are getting before your card does. We use a mascot because nobody wants their real name on an adult review site, and because crash-testing AI girlfriends is a bit absurd. The tests themselves are not.